he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm just crazy horny about you
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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