Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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