So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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