they need to just BURY HIM!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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