We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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