Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
and you fell through a lawn chair
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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