you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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