omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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