no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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