All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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