The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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