One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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