with your own penis?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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