I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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