He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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