Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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