I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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