so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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