Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She bit a glass in half.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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