You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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