You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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