I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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