D3 body, D1 cock
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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