To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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