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(512): View more from Texas

Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.

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(925): View more from California

He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.

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(616): View more from Michigan

At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says

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(404): View more from Georgia

I’m making a jello mold of my penis

(1-404): View more from Georgia

Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?

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