Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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