he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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