Bisexual people are plain selfish.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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