Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just saw a hot homeless man
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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