Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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