you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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