They should really pass out barf bags in church
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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