flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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