I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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