I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Do vagina's smell?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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