I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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