so explain again why im purple
no
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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