He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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