He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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