Having a random hookup so left but love u
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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