just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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