I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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