is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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