Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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