im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
