As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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