how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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