my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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