Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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