Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you traded sex for a burrito?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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