is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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