did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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