I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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