I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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